On July 25, 1998, The Comedy Pigs presented their first "Miss Pig" pageant.   It involved women contestants fighting it out for the coveted first crown.   The event was a true beauty pageant with real categories and judges.  Crazy man Kip Koontz envisioned the idea and set it all up.  He thought it would be funny if a man dressed up like a women to enter, and of course, that man ended up being me.   He also had another guy, but that guy (Steve Lofts) dressed like a man and protested the fact that he was barely allowed to compete because of the "just women allowed" rule of pageants.

I was given the character name of "Miss Overlook" who, oddly enough, had strong ties to the local police department (wink...wink).  The name, of course, was a play on words referencing the Frederick overlook and the fun and excitement that goes on up there.  If you don't know what goes on at the Frederick overlook, consider yourself lucky.

We all competed ferociously in the evening gown, swimsuit, talent and question categories.  My evening gown and walking around gown was brilliantly acquired from goodwill by my good friend Maud.  My swimsuit was brilliantly acquired by cutting up an old t-shirt & underwear.  My talent was brilliantly making fart noises coming from my hands.  Commonly known as "The Amazing Magical Mystical Musical Hands."  I think my question was something like "If I were a food, what kind of food would I be."  I have no idea how I answered that one.